An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his
hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job- but he was
getting on in years. The farmer figured getting a new rooster
couldn t hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local
rooster emporium- and turns him loose in the barn yard.

Well- the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he
gets a little worried.

"So- they re trying to replace me-" thinks the old rooster. "I ve
got to do something about this."

He walks up to the new bird and says- "So you re the new stud in
town? I bet you really think you re hot stuff- don t you? Well
I m not ready for the chopping block yet. I ll bet I m still the
better bird. And to prove it- I challenge you to a race around
that hen house over there. We ll run around it ten times and
whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself."
Well- the young rooster was a proud sort- and he definitely
thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You re on-"
said the young rooster. "and since I know I m so great- I ll even
give you a head start of half a lap. I ll still win easy."

So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race
with all the hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and
all the hens start cheering the roosters on. After the first lap-
the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second
lap- the old guy s lead has slipped a little but he s still
hanging in there.

Unfortunately the old rooster s lead continues to slip each time
around- and by the fifth lap he s just barely in front of the
young rooster. By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He
runs into the house- gets his shotgun- and runs out to the barn
yard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens.
When he
gets there- he sees the two roosters running around the hen
house- with the old rooster still slightly in the lead.

He immediately takes his shotgun- aims- fires- and blows the
young rooster away. As he walks away slowly- he says to himself-

"Damn- that s the third gay rooster I ve bought this month."

I have an 87 Camaro and I got the suspension checked at Midas. They said I need new sway bars- shocks- and struts- tie rod end outers- idler arm- pitman arm- and to repack front wheel bearings. I would like to get it done but I dont want to waste $2grand for it. How important is it?? It rides o.k. in my opinion But do I run any risks?? If so in what order should I fix em?
The only thing I feel wrong is the shocks are dead- and everything looks old- but no bent or broken pieces.

Are there any benefits to flat feet. Because I thought about it- if there is a bad and good in everything then there must be in flat feet. Well for me as a guy my negatives of flat feet are walking like a girl. People say if i were a girl then it be cool I would have a runway or cat walk lol T_T but im a guy i want a normal walk. people say my ass struts left to right. idk soo yee lmao

THANK YOU GUYS =D

Can someone tell me what a strut factor is in a geodesic dome? And the formula to find it? Thanks!

Can someone please tell me roughly how much hp/torque this would be? And also if it s a good deal for $3500?

Its a 91 with a 97 ka24de engine has 100k on it... has full headers-
full catback exhaust- apexi n1 exhaust.. Has a resonator in it and a
hiflo cat in it... new injectors- cold air intake.. Its a 5speed... has
a new paint job I spent $1300 all black... 17in rims...new brake job all
rotors-calipers-pads all new. Its has tokico struts an springs I put
those in about 2-3 months ago has a 2.5 drop...
btw- I m buying the car- not selling it

so i really dont have any idea